Santa: Vakil Sahib Meri Vasiyat Likh Do Main Marne Ke Baad Apna Sab Kuch 'Yatim Khane' Ko Daan Karna Chahta Hu Vakil : Kya Kya Hai Tumhare Paas? Santa: 1 Bivi Aur 2 Bachche
Banta: Meri Bivi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ki Main Kya Bataaun Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Kal Maine Achanak Piche Se Jakar Uski Aakhon Par Hath Rakha Aur Bola "Bata Main Kaun?" Santa: To Fir? Banta: Vo Boli "Dudh Wala Ha Ha Ha"A
Santa Ne Jito Ko Maisej Kiya "Mere Jivan Ko Sundar Banane Aur Mere Jivan Ka Ek Hissa Hone Ke Liye Dhanyavad Aap Mahan Hain"A Jito Ne Vapas Maseg Kiya "Laga Liya Chautha Pag"A
Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ka Karan Nahin Mil Raha Shayad Pine Se Aisa Ho Raha Hoga Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Mujhe Jaldi Nahin Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi Tab Dobara A Jaunga
Shaadi Ke Kuch Dinon Ke Baad Hi Jito Ghar Chhod Ke Chali Gai Santa Ne Pucha "Tumne Aisa Kyon Kiya?" Jito: Tumne Mujhe Ye Kyon Nahin Bataya Tha Ki Tumhari Ek Aur 'Rani' Naam Ki Patni Hai? Santa: Mainne Tumhen Kaha Tha Ki Main Tumhen Rani Jaise Rakhunga
Santa: I Lov U (I Love You) Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai Nars: Chal Hat Jhuthe Maine To Teri Kidni Churaai Hai